I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.
I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.
when all you want is for your favorite character to be happy but all they get to be is dead
can you even sue the president like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying “no” and he came to your house and did the worm