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boingboingwhoosh:

oedipus-rex:

on a different not can we all please stop acting like all ravenclaws are academic smart? i want to see ravenclaws who are shit at school but can make recipes and paint amazingly and compose masterpieces please stop pretending smartness is academic

ravenclaws that get really pissed off about having to answer riddles in order to get home because they hate riddles

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mulders:

Men Stop Threatening To Kill Your Daughters Boyfriends To Prove Your Masculinity and Show That Your Daughter Is Your Property 2k14

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  • me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?
  • school system: worry not
  • school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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twooping:

You could’ve reblogged that from me

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gimmepizzahontas:

SAINT LESLIE KNOPE AND SAINT RON SWANSON
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shimmerfang:

teacher: wheres your homework

me: *swings a really big sword*

teacher: holy shit

(Source: tenzoku, via emilyrosefromthedead)

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bifacts:

Fact: Unlike their pansexual counterparts, bisexuals can’t see into the future, however they can hear into the future. Supposedly, the next Arctic Monkeys album is pretty decent.

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